Hilarious drunken moments

[Boz]

I love stuff like this. They always make me smile.

One of my favorite things that I do is that if I'm really incredibly drunk, I can only see straight if i close or cover one eye. So people are like....laura....why are you only using one eye?



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[abbie]

lmao laura
waa stories are too longggggggg
but i always call everyone my best friend and hug them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jay]

I call everyone in my phone when I'm drunk, and I often leave voicemails.
I once called one of my very good guy friends, and left him a message saying how he was such a better friend than my actual girl best friend.
He then played the message for her the next day.

Fun times.

[Emma]

i act like a psycho bitch

[Boz]

hahahahah more points from last night

-every time i tried to walk i would slam into a wall
-they made me sing for rockband and it was the song when you were young....i was like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH HEART ACHE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WEN YOUUUUUUU WERE YOUUUUUNG BLAAH BLAH DAAAAH

[Fiona]

i once fell over off a curb in a dress and flashed to a very busy street in cardiff, including two police men and an entire taxi rank.
oh the shame.

[Anna]

When i'm drunk i tend to try and take photos with my phone (swaying it all over the place) then complain loudly that my phone always takes bluury photo's .

Best drunken moment was probably when one of my friends was dared to ride a bike round the street naked, which he did, then a lady started screaming at him from her house across the street and he paniced and instead of getting off the bike and bringing it to the house he made a huge u-turn, trying to ride back, took him ages and she kept on screaming and the rest of us were on the floor dieing of laughter. She called the police which made it funnier, they laughed and told him not to do it again.

[Liz]

not a personal drunken moment but my mate was telling me tonight about her trying to take a chlamydia test (peeing in a little pot) in a club toilet last night whilst she was absolutely wrecked & wearing bridget jones style granny pants.

she ended up covered in pee.

[Kyle]

Proposing to your best friend = baddddd idea.

She said yes though LOL, woke up the next morning and then she called my house and my sister picked up and she said "Can I talk to my fiance?" LOL.

This was almost 2 years ago now.

[Michael]

Uh usually if I get really drunk I can get really verbally aggressive. Once at a party I started calling people cunts and threatened to throw myself off a balcony. The next morning I realised how much of an idiot I must have looked .

[Emma]

Proposing to your best friend = baddddd idea.

She said yes though LOL, woke up the next morning and then she called my house and my sister picked up and she said "Can I talk to my fiance?" LOL.

This was almost 2 years ago now.

are u still engaged lmao

[Kyle]

are u still engaged lmao

lmao nah, i've always been single, it was one of those completely hammered moments. It was my 18th birthday too and I'd consumed $180 in booze. in like 30 minutes.

[Jay]

Oh, I remember another story.
I was at one of my friend's parties, and she called up these older guy from another school to come over and hang out. I'm normally really shy, so I started drinking a lot so I would be more fun around them. When they got there, we all sat in the living room and started talking. But, next thing I know, I'm waking up with a soaking wet lap. I had passed out mid-conversation and spilled a screwdriver all over myself.
I've avoided the guys that were there ever since.

[The Real Tim]

This one time I drank and I got drunk

[Jackie]

I love stuff like this. They always make me smile.

One of my favorite things that I do is that if I'm really incredibly drunk, I can only see straight if i close or cover one eye. So people are like....laura....why are you only using one eye?



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I do that a lot too.

Other things I do when drunk is talk in a kiddie voice and act a bit like a kid saying stuff like; I need a wee wee mummy!

Thankfully doesn't happen too often!

[Vicky]

I was at a party last week and i was sat on a staircase trying to balance my drink on my knee when my friend erin jumped ontop of me, which forced me through all the support banisters of the stairs, we ended up in a heap of wood on the floor, woke up next morning with like 6 splinters in my legs, hurt so much lol but at the time it was hilarious.

theres a fine line with me between being acceptably drunk and able to be a nice person and talk and be friendly, then i usually cross that line and get in to alot of trouble breaking things or myself lol

[Boz]

:whistling1:

this is more of a high story but it makes me smile. one time i was in my room high eating some chinese food cause my man had to leave. so my roommate comes in the room crying her eyes out drunk cause of something that happened at the club. shes rambling on about whatever she did wrong to me and im just sitting there eating and staring at her. i finally just got up...slowly walked over to her...and shoved a forkful of chicken into her mouth. she starting chewing it and she was like thanks laura.

no other words were said

[Jackie]

:whistling1:

this is more of a high story but it makes me smile. one time i was in my room high eating some chinese food cause my man had to leave. so my roommate comes in the room crying her eyes out drunk cause of something that happened at the club. shes rambling on about whatever she did wrong to me and im just sitting there eating and staring at her. i finally just got up...slowly walked over to her...and shoved a forkful of chicken into her mouth. she starting chewing it and she was like thanks laura.

no other words were said

Hahaha, I just snorted with laughter there!

[Arky]

saw a guy catch a ball someone was throwing to a dog in mid air while he was absolutely hammered. he glared at the dog as it looked confused about where the ball went and said "WHERE DID IT GO?!.. OH, YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW?!" and stormed out of the room.

[Kyle]

saw a guy catch a ball someone was throwing to a dog in mid air while he was absolutely hammered. he glared at the dog as it looked confused about where the ball went and said "WHERE DID IT GO?!.. OH, YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW?!" and stormed out of the room.

LMFAO.

[Danny]

6 foot inflatable penis


add some alcohol
and some stairs

makes for a good night.

Basically, we were riding it down the stairs and my mate came off and whacked his head on the TV which was near the bottom of the stairs. Funny shit.

Oh, and last year I nicked a sled, we were riding it down my stairs at my gathering the week before my 17th and my 17th party... ripped off the carpet at the bottom of the stairs from the floor and there's a wall at the bottom of the stairs, so it hurt if you did it wrong loool.

[Rob]

One time i came home wasted, called my housemate to come downstairs and i made her sit and listen to me try name all 150 pokemon without looking at my poster.

I also have this habit of coming out of a club at closing and running all the way home by myself as fast as i can.

[Danny]

One time i came home wasted, called my housemate to come downstairs and i made her sit and listen to me try name all 150 pokemon without looking at my poster.

I also have this habit of coming out of a club at closing and running all the way home by myself as fast as i can.

I do that if I come home from a party... Iunno why.