The Scottish Thread

[Jasmine]

yay, i like the approval for the bedstead. i need to measure it up in my room, i don't want to make my ceiling appear low or my room appear small. i'm weird, i like having virtually nothing in my bedroom. i need lots of space...

also, if you want to lose weight then come to iran. i lose weight here because i hate rice and meat (like steak and stuff) and theres an abundance of it here. lost 3.5kg eating burgers and doing zero exercise, its a beautiful way of living. i really want to be 54kg, it's a good solid number. *dream* lol

[Gary]

losing weight and having great looking brows? sounds like a holiday dreams are made of : D

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[Jasmine]

BACK IN LONDON AND WITH LUSH PHONE. is danielle here? i have something i want to rub in her face.

[Graeme]

HELP ME FIND THESE SHOES



And also a good leather jacket and pair of boots and also stop me from wanting to buy cowboy boots

[Gary]

http://www.asos.com/G-Star/G-Star-Et...spx?iid=922325 *hopes you're a size 9*

WB JASMINE!

[Graeme]

I'm size 10, sigh

[Gary]

So am I Graeme, but I have one pair of size 9s, just wear them in.

[Graeme]

My arse I'm doing that, what am I, A WOMAN?

I'll just keep looking

[Gary]

lmao a woman, why would they need fancy shoes when they're cooking and ironing in the kitchen?

[Graeme]

I just toss them a manky old pair of boots to wear, if they're too small, "wear em in" I say

[Justin]

gary knows of the tragedy that is my shoes.

[Gary]

justin has to get his from theclownstore.com, mutant feet!!

[Justin]

what's this gary? i put a deposit down on my pirate outfit to see THE WEDDING IS POSTPONED BY OVER A YEAR? YOU CAN'T DO THAT GARY YOU JUST CAN'T.

[Gary]

well you can blame the little children in Nepal for not stiching my outfit fast enough.

[Jasmine]

*saunders in wearing new fur coat*



hello, bitches.

[Gary]

hey jasmine, where you been? I've been waiting...

[Graeme]

WOO COATS

[Jasmine]

hey jasmine, where you been? I've been waiting...

i had to go to the post office and argue that i am deserving of my AWOL parcel. then i took a bath...



graeme, hello! lush coat is lush. working today? i am at home until 7pm, woe.

NOW EXCUSE ME

[Graeme]

No work today! Playing football at half 5 and then again at half 9, fit fit fit!

[Justin]

thread needed more selena.

[Jasmine]

^ ew. my massive cleaning mission is continued onto tomorrow. bleurgh! so not in the mood, but it needs to be done. ;[

[Justin]

first you insult milkshakes, now selena?

[Gary]

selena is a dog

[Justin]

what does that make you gary, a wildebeest?

I CAN GO ALL NIGHT BITCHES

[Jasmine]

selena is a dog

careful now, ayatollah justin will kill you.

the cocktail splurges have now ended... over the next few days i have to do my uni work. BLEURGH! bad times. the weather is so disgusting too!

[Danielle]

BACK IN LONDON AND WITH LUSH PHONE. is danielle here? i have something i want to rub in her face.

Put me out of my misery.

[Graeme]

Hellllo thread

[Jasmine]

Put me out of my misery.

i caaaaaant, not until my cleaning is done because i dont know where it is ;[

[Justin]

now we just need emma and it'll be like the scottish thread in it's eighth heyday.

[Gary]

I CAN GO ALL NIGHT BITCHES

I heard that's what Graeme said to your mum and her sister.