damn you razor!

[Kyle]

I was shaving and my razor slipped to the slide while on the pull down and cut me, bled forever.

FUCK YOU RAZOR!!

[Danny]

bad razor control
-100 man points

[Brad]

bad razor control
-100 man points

real men don't shave
-9001 man points

[Jonti]

Did you cut your chin or sack?

[Jasmine]

just tell everyone you were fighting a cougar or something, more points.

[Katie]

[Ro]

FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!!

[Pob]

Cutting the sack is an odd experience because all rational thought goes out the window and instead of realising it's just a small cut, your heart starts beating a million times quicker as you panic and cup the scrotam waiting for a bollock to drop out.

[Alex]

omg i cringed about ten times reading your post, pob

[Gary]

LMFAO pob!!

I keep cutting my inner lobe thing of my ear, oh how it burns.

[Tim]

LMFAO pob!!

I keep cutting my inner lobe thing of my ear, oh how it burns.

OMG IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!!

I have the worst shaving coordination ever and I always end up cutting my inner lobe.

[Ro]

OMG IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!!

I have the worst shaving coordination ever and I always end up cutting my inner lobe.

how do you cut your ear?? never actually cut myself shaving. Dont really fancy it either

[Tim]

how do you cut your ear?? never actually cut myself shaving. Dont really fancy it either

When you go to shave your side burns, you misjudge the distance and hit your ear.

[Ro]

tim shaving

[Tim]

I've gotten better, but I've cut all areas of my face. Most accidents happened when I was shaving fast before work (required for ANF) and New Skin saved me tons of times. Burns like a MOFO but it seals those awful facial cuts. I'm an idiot when it comes to... life.

[Ro]

ouch, i never shave too quick really, maybe why i never cut. I's say if i rushed id prob bleed to death. Have a electric shaver now aswell which is pretty handy.

[Emma]

I've gotten better, but I've cut all areas of my face. Most accidents happened when I was shaving fast before work (required for ANF) and New Skin saved me tons of times. Burns like a MOFO but it seals those awful facial cuts. I'm an idiot when it comes to... life.

That stuff hurts like hell!

[Gary]

haha, nice to know I'm not alone either. I wouldn't say it's cause I'm hurrying cause I never am, I'm usually in another world while I'm shaving.

Also, Gillette make me bleed blood and money! Max of 2/3 shaves with their blades before it rips shreads out my face.

[Tim]

haha, nice to know I'm not alone either. I wouldn't say it's cause I'm hurrying cause I never am, I'm usually in another world while I'm shaving.

Also, Gillette make me bleed blood and money! Max of 2/3 shaves with their blades before it rips shreads out my face.

Yeah, their blades are shit and wicked expensive. I just recently upgraded from the Mach 3 Power to the Fusion Power (5) and the Fusion blades tend to last a little longer due to the larger design/larger moisturizing strips, but it's like $60 for a 4 pack (6 Fusion blades per pack).

[Danny]

and I shave with some 2 blade wilkinson sword cheapo razors and have only cut my face due to rushing

[FreeDee]

Just reminded me of a friends facebook status once, it said "After 2 weeks staying at my brothers i just discovered i've been using his beanbag razor the whole time, thought it was unusually thoughtfull of him to leave something like that out for me "

Boy did he ever get ripped on that thread lol

[Justin]

haha, nice to know I'm not alone either. I wouldn't say it's cause I'm hurrying cause I never am, I'm usually in another world while I'm shaving.

Also, Gillette make me bleed blood and money! Max of 2/3 shaves with their blades before it rips shreads out my face.

same. i seem to be cutting myself a lot shaving recently, should probably stop humming bad romance to myself while wielding sharp objects.

i'm assuming it has something to do with me using the same blade for some three or four months now as well.

[Emma]

same. i seem to be cutting myself a lot shaving recently, should probably stop humming bad romance to myself while wielding sharp objects.

i'm assuming it has something to do with me using the same blade for some three or four months now as well.

That probably explains it. Buy a new blade!

[Justin]

woman please those things are expensive

[Danielle]

I've never cut myself while shaving.

[Emma]

woman please those things are expensive

just buy a cheap one then! there's not THAT much difference.