Random rants that don't deserve their own thread

[Oasis]

what kind of college did you go to :s

[FreeDee]

London College of Printing and Publishing

[Oasis]

did they have any pillows at london college of printing and publishing ?

[FreeDee]

More than likely as they had a large textile design dept, why you want me to ask if they got some spare? :p

[Oasis]

Please, just let them know it's me, and do the secret hand shake and you should be sorted. Drop me a PM and I'll sort out postage

[Tim]

I HATE September 1. There are more U-Haul trucks in the city than there are gays in Somerville.

[Bekki]

London College of Printing and Publishing

that sounds like where i should be

[Lisa]

some girls are certainly cut out for being men too

Yeah. I can't help it that I'm more of a man than you and I have a vagina.

[Oasis]

You're loved for who you are. Don't be anyone but your self, and I'm sure you'll be fine.

[Joelle]

Screw you, unbalanced thyroid glands. I want to sleep at normal times.

Oh, and screw you doctor I don't like.

[James]

DONT FUCKING NOT SEE ME FOR TWO MONTHS THEN INFORM ME THAT YOU ARE MOVING TO LONDON JUST AS I START COLLEGE SO IM PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SEE YOU TILL AT LEAST CHRISTMAS NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH

[Kay]

DONT FUCKING NOT SEE ME FOR TWO MONTHS THEN INFORM ME THAT YOU ARE MOVING TO LONDON JUST AS I START COLLEGE SO IM PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SEE YOU TILL AT LEAST CHRISTMAS NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH

LOL what

[Jasmine]

DONT FUCKING NOT SEE ME FOR TWO MONTHS THEN INFORM ME THAT YOU ARE MOVING TO LONDON JUST AS I START COLLEGE SO IM PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SEE YOU TILL AT LEAST CHRISTMAS NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH

what a bitch.

[FreeDee]

Whoever fitted the front drive sprocket on my bike before i bought it needs taking out and shooting, as if it being the wrong type and not having a width shim to align it properly wasn't bad enough, it was so loose on the spline it was just rattling around and just fell off as soon as i removed the circlip.
If that had come off while i was on a motorway or doing any sort of high speed, the resulting accident would have most certainly killed me....

[Katie]

Whoever fitted the front drive sprocket on my bike before i bought it needs taking out and shooting, as if it being the wrong type and not having a width shim to align it properly wasn't bad enough, it was so loose on the spline it was just rattling around and just fell off as soon as i removed the circlip.
If that had come off while i was on a motorway or doing any sort of high speed, the resulting accident would have most certainly killed me....

:O!!! good thing you figured it out omg

[Pob]

:O!!! good thing you figured it out omg

Hmm yes. Now all we need is someone to figure out wtf fdb just said...

[Katie]

something about bikes and dying i think!

[Justin]

was excited to go see machete with a friend today...only to find out they overslept/stayed up too late so now we're not going.

not feeling particularly grand about said friend right now. especially since you'd think if if i'm paying for their ticket they'd make some effort to stick to plans we made days ago.

[Katie]

wow wtf justin!

[Oasis]

annoyed because im in work at 7am tomorrow, which means a 6am wake up. not annoyed actually, will be an experiene

[Kay]

annoyed because im in work at 7am tomorrow, which means a 6am wake up. not annoyed actually, will be an experiene

on a saturday? sucks to be you!
i used to think a 6am wake up call was bad, after a few 4:40 wake ups on placement, i realised 6 was a lie in lmao!

think of the money

[Oasis]

yeah, im only working saturdays now. 7-12. I get like £25 but it's £25 i didn't have and I still get a social life from it!

[Bekki]

i fucking hate having builders in my house, especially in the bathroom. it means...

1. i have to use the bathroom upstairs which is conveniently placed in someone elses room/in the loft room.
2. when they go out the night before and youre desperate for the toilet you wake them up when you flush the toilet.
3. i now want to have a shower as i wanted to have a productive day today. the shower is also placed upstairs.. i dont want to go back up there and wake him up even more by having a shower!

ugh

[Oasis]

All saint boysss do my head in. The ones who walk through town in there all saint military boots, all saint jeans, all saint t-shirts, and all saint denim shirts.

a) all saints isn't that great
b) all saints t-shirts are irritating
c) all saints only sell decent polos (ocaisonally)

i hate all saints.

[Pob]

Pay rise to £8.10 an hour because my title changed ever so slightly. Fun times.

[Mark]

Pay rise to £8.10 an hour because my title changed ever so slightly. Fun times.

Why is that a rant??

Congrats though, how much was it before? & where do you work?

[Katie]

i hate when the people who message you on fb chat are the ones you DON'T want to talk to >_<

[Nick]

I hate when people call a pre-flop raise with K,10.

[Jasmine]

want boyfriend plz

[Pob]

Why is that a rant??

Congrats though, how much was it before? & where do you work?

Oops was meant to be in 'State something' lol, clearly not a rant.

£6.90 before. I work for the CAB (Citizens advice bureaux)

Basically listening to the local scum whinge about how they want more benfits for doing fuck all whilst holding back the urge to punch their teeth in and then directing them somewhere else.