So I just got a message on facebook...

[Mark]

from an event that I RSVP'd a maybe on. The message is as follows:

There is a chance jelly wrestling may be included in Friday night's party madness, it'd kick off about midnight with the winner being crowned Jelly Champion. Before thousands are invested in the jelly we need to know who actually has the balls to get jelly-wet (girls can play too, I'd prefer it to be a girls only jelly event but in the interests of equality).
List your names below if you think you'll get wasted enough to enter the jelly arena. Clothing is optional-but discouraged.

The Jelly Crew.
(warning jelly may contain traces of nuts.......and a whole lot more flesh!)"

That maybe just turned into a yes.

[Kay]

i'd lol if it was all males that enter it

[Mark]

This party has 117 confirmed guests. So if half of that turn up it should be a good enough night.

[Danny]

I went home one day on like a wednesday just so I could go home early and get real food, the girls went to oceana that night and THERE WAS JELLY WRESTLING AND THEY DID IT

I fucking missed it. Was well annoyed!

[Mitch]

perverts

[Justin]

demeaning to women



detective benson is not pleased

[Jasmine]

pft like women are worth anything to be demeaned in the first place *tut*

[Fiona]

theres a custard wreastling soecity at my uni.
its basically just about getting drunk and rolling around in custard.

[Dave]

theres a custard wreastling soecity at my uni.
its basically just about getting drunk and rolling around in custard.

Theres mud wrestling at mine. They're too cheap to use custard

[Jasmine]

we dont even have a wrestling society at mine, let alone mud or custard!

[Emma]

watching jam/jelly wrestling is awesome!!

i myself had a go of it in 1st year

[Justin]

my preconceptions of you only get worse by the day emma

[Mitch]

you're such a slut emma!!

[Kay]

thread makes me feel borin

[Jasmine]

i'd jelly wrestle but within my group of friends, lol. (or emma)

[Emma]

it was for charity!! (that makes everything slutty alright) and i did it with a friend and not just some random.

[Justin]

bet that's what you tell yourself every mornin when you wake up drunk in another mans bed. it was all for charity!!

[Mitch]

such a skank

[Emma]

pfft as if i ever wake up in another man's bed... i always bring them back to mine!


(fyi haven't had a 1 night stand for years so stfu!!)

[Mitch]

you make me sick emma

[Justin]

years, days, time just becomes a blur under all the alcohol and cocaine doesnt it.

[Emma]

LOL shutup justin

[Mark]

If im not too drunk ill try and take pictures on the night.